The Somerset Journal are really on top form, 'Apology demanded from Darth Vader'. There must have been something else interesting in the news this week?
The story seems to be about someone who was upset that the stormtoopers marched behind proper soldiers. Sounds lime he should grow up a bit as they were collecting money for charity. You can't please everyone.
UPDATE: Having read the rest of the paper now, there are a total of four stories about Star Wars! Is there something I don't know about Shepton Mallet? The worst of the stories is a bad pun about wookey (wookie) hole. You can guess the rest.